Cliches about wales- true and false.

1) We're all farmers : Nearly true

2) It always rains: Too True

3)We're inbred: Partly False

4) There's more sheep than people: True

5) We dont understand slang : True

6) We're friendly: True (apart from that bitch in The Lifeboat who looks like she just sat on a combine harvester)

7) We shag sheep : COMPLETELY AND UTTERLY TRUE.

8) There's a large proportion of disabled people : True

9) Everyone is pregnant : Basically True

10) We're aweseome at camping : True

11) Welsh girls are the best girls in the entire world ever: True ( again apart from that bitch in The Lifeboat who also sometimes looks like she's a cross breed between a rhino, the Grinch and a burns victim)

12) We're stupid : False

13) Our language is completely useless and basically copies English but adds "iau" on the end of every word : True.

I hope I've cleared up any suspicions in this post. I can obviously not guarantee any of these things apart from no.11...of course.
It's good to be home!

JoJo xx

I wrote this post listening to : Corrine Bailey Rae