Wednesday 3 December 2014

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Amount of days have been back in UK:  6
Amount of degrees Celsius temperature has decreased: 20-25
Amount of times have been told I sound ridiculous: 8
Amount of voice I have lost: All (plus testicle-sized tonsils)
Amount of glasses of wine from one bottle: 2 (very full)
Amount of times have youtubed Taylor Swift in attempt to become more cheery: 80953064987325
Amount of people in Pembrokeshire on a Monday night: 4 (including bar staff)
Amount of Nannie's cake eaten: 6 slices
Amount of very buttery pieces of toast consumed: 6
Amount of pimples acquired due to cold/wine/butter/cake: Infinite
Amount of friends still within 100 mile radius: 2