Tuesday 7 June 2011

Summer Ball Golden Rules


Summer Ball is approaching here in Bournemouth as it is in many other universities accross Great Britain.
I'm no old-time pro, but I'd like to think last year taught me few things.
So here's a beginners guide to making the biggest event of the Uni Calendar, the best one of your year.

1) Eat a fuck-tonne of pasta at around 1pm if you want to survive a 20 hour drinking sesh.

2) Bring spare pants, accidents happen.

3)Bring about £50, it might seem a lot but keep a tenner in your kegs for emergencies and that way you wont hit a downer when you realise 43 pence wont but a triple vodka Red Bull.

4) Bring gum (vomit happens)

5) Do fancy dress the way you want to. If you spend the night unhappy with your outfit your night is damned.

6) Bring a jumper, an unoriginal toga outfit wont keep you warm at 4am.

7) Bring make-up top-ups. I don't care what Rimmel say, that shit isn't 15hour proof.

8) Be wary on rides, if you don't feel like you're gunna puke, chances are someone else does.

9) Be low maintenance, you don't need a new outfit, this isn't X-Factor.

10) Ice bags are perfect for sneaking alcohol in. fill it with spirit of choice, chuck it in your pants/bra/socks (carefully)- liquid goes in but you have to jab it to get it out- no leaks.

There are more, but 10 seems like a good idea. Also try not to sleep anywhere, there will be thousands of students on their baddest, cheekiest behaviour so if your friends aren't around, someone else will tea-bag you.


Good Luck! Don't be a mess- no-one will like you and everyone will sack you off next year. You fucking loser.

All for now

Jojo xxxx

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